Q.  Really?
A.  Yes, really.

Q.  What if my girlfriend says I can't have a mustache?
A.  Dump her.  Its that simple.  First, its not going to work "long term" if she can't see the beauty of your lip sweater.  Second, once you start growing you will have scores of random women giving you cell phone numbers to try to get a taste of your cookie duster.

Q.  Is there any way I can support you without actually growing a mustache?
A.  Yes, several in fact.  First, you can simply support one of the growers by making a donation.  Second, you can come to the checkpoint parties.  If you are a girl, you can join as a MustacheGroupie (there are lots of them).   We anticipate quite a group of women to be left in our Burt Reynolds stud wake.

Q.  Seriously.  For real for real?
A.  Absolutely.  Since our first campaign in 2009 we have grown over 230 mustaches and raised over $190,000 for local children's charities.  Yes, growing mustaches.  At some point it starts to feel legitimate.

Q.  Can I grow a goatee?
A.  No.  Mustaches only.  No goatees, fu manchus, beards, punk patches, soul patches, cabbage patches, mutton chops, pork chops, karate chops, chin snuggies, jaw poppies, Egyptian curlers, or anything past the corner of the mouth.  Sideburns are allowed but must stay north of the stache.

Q.  How do I donate?  Is my donation tax deductible?
A.  Yes, your donation is 100% tax deductible.  Just click on the Donate Now button in May and you will go directly to the charity's website to make your donation.  Make sure to specify what Grower you are supporting.  

Q. How do you pick your charity each year?
A.  Our first year we just picked a charity.  The last two years we have accepted applications and our Board (yes, we have a Board) selected the charity with the aid of a sorting hat.  For 2012 we are proud to be partnering with Camp CoHoLo, the Children's Cancer Camp of Nebraska.

Q.  Is it possible to win seven Olympic gold medals with a mustache?
A.  Yes, Mr. Spitz.  You know that it is.  We didn't forget you.