FAQ
Q. Really?
A. Yes, really.
Q. Are you looking for more growers for 2010?
A. Unfortunately, no. We started with our Clean Shave night on May 5th. You can still be part of the action by sponsoring a stache, coming to the checkpoints, and attending Stache Bash on June 4th.
Q. What if my girlfriend says I can't have a mustache?
A. Dump her. Its that simple. First, its not going to work "long term" if she can't see the beauty of your lip sweater. Second, once you start growing you will have scores of random women giving you cell phone numbers to try to get a taste of your cookie duster.
Q. Is there any way I can support you without actually growing a mustache?
A. Yes, several in fact. First, you can simply support one of the growers by making a donation. Second, you can come to the checkpoint parties as a MustacheGroupie (there are lots of them). We anticipate quite a group of women to be left in our Burt Reynolds stud wake.
Q. Seriously. For real for real?
A. Absolutely. In 2009, our inaugural year, 30 growers raised over $20,000 for a local charity. This year, we expect more growers and expect to surpass last year's total. Our goal is $33,000 which is more than the Ottawa chapter raised last year. M4K Ottawa has started a border war with us, so we are on a mission to outgrow and outraise them.
Q. Can I grow a goatee?
A. No. Mustaches only. No goatees, fu manchus, beards, punk patches, soul patches, cabbage patches, mutton chops, pork chops, karate chops, chin snuggies, jaw poppies, Egyptian curlers, or anything past the corner of the mouth. Sideburns are allowed but must stay north of the stache.
Q. How do I donate? Is my donation tax deductible?
A. Yes, your donation is 100% tax deductible. This year we have partnered with the Nebraska Children's Home Society. You can simply click the Donate Now button on the homepage or give a check to your favorite Grower.
Q. Is it possible to win seven Olympic gold medals with a mustache?
A. Yes, Mr. Spitz. You know that it is. We didn't forget you.
