Twitter 1facebooklil

Q. Really?
A. Yes, really.

Q. What if my girlfriend says I can't have a mustache?
A. Dump her. Its that simple. First, its not going to work "long term" if she can't see the beauty of your lip sweater. Second, once you start growing you will have scores of random women giving you cell phone numbers to try to get a taste of your cookie duster.

Q. Is there any way I can support you without actually growing a mustache?
A. Yes, several in fact. First, you can simply support one of the growers by making a donation. Second, you can come to the checkpoint parties. If you are a girl, you can join as a StacheGroupie (there are lots of them). We anticipate quite a group of women to be left in our Burt Reynolds stud wake.

Q. Seriously. For real for real?
A. Absolutely. Since our first campaign in 2009 we have raised over $1,000,000 for local children's charities. Yes, growing mustaches. At some point it starts to feel legitimate.

Q. Can I grow a goatee?
A. No. Mustaches only. No goatees, fu manchus, beards, punk patches, soul patches, cabbage patches, mutton chops, pork chops, karate chops, chin snuggies, jaw poppies, Egyptian curlers, or anything past the corner of the mouth. Sideburns are allowed but must stay north of the stache.

Q. How do I donate? Is my donation tax deductible?
A. Yes, your donation is 100% tax deductible. Just click on the Donate Now button in May and you will go directly to the charity's website to make your donation. Make sure to specify what Grower you are supporting.

Q. Do I have to go to all of the checkpoints?
A. No, but you will want to.  And bring your friends.  Not your dude friends, your good looking female friends.

Q. How do I get information about being the next M4K Charity Partner?
A. Check our website in February for information on our charity selection process.  And "like" us on Facebook for updates and announcements.  

Q. Is it possible to win seven Olympic gold medals with a mustache?
A. Yes, Mr. Spitz . You know that it is.  We didn't forget you. 

 

 

gallery

2016 Final Leader Board

Chad Ingersoll  $  30,001.00
Jon Meyers  $  15,650.00
Rob Seward  $  10,815.00
Rob Steele  $  10,500.00
Joe Greve  $    8,985.00
Tom Brantley  $    8,840.39
Tom Rosencrans  $    7,020.00
Kris Covi  $    6,587.43
Adam  Perez  $    6,445.00
Brian Jones  $    6,435.00
Shahab Abdessalam  $    6,385.00
Wayne Lewis  $    6,079.00
Cory  Lesley   $    5,675.69
Greg Schwanke  $    5,311.00
Paul Fraynd  $    5,310.00

Expanded Leaderboard

Past Campaigns

2009

$23,000

Camp CoHoLo

2010

$60,000

NCHS

2011

$105,324

CRCC

 2012

$132,335

Camp CoHoLo

2013

$201,357

Make-A-Wish

2014

$251,737

HETRA

2015

$278,146

Ted E. Bear Hollow

2016

$285,683

YES

Total

$1,337,582