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Less than a week and we are off the pace to hit our goal for our friends at Ted E. Bear Hollow. We announced a week three total of $115,000 last Thursday night and if you think that is a lot of money, well, you are right. For normal men.
But we are not normal men. People tell us every day that we are not normal. Often using very rude language. But their mocking will be replaced by slack-jawed awe when we announce our final total at Stache Bash. Of course, that means we have to have a jaw-slacking total. And we ain't even close. To quote The Hustle Rob Steele, "HEY - $*&#@'s!" That's right Rob, that's right. Thank you for your mustache wisdom gibberish. Go get that money boys.
Big thanks to The Mark and their excellent staff for setting us up with some free bowling on Thursday night and first rate service. It was the type of service we expect when displaying our army of hirsute mouth-hats. Also, this happened in the Selleck Annex.
If we explain what is happening here we go to jail.
GO. GET. MONEY.
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